i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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