Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
only if we run a train.
done.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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