i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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