I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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