ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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