So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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