Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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