So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Jerry, you need to find god
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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