She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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