I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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