if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
