You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I have post one night stand depression
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