Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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