Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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