just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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