whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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