weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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