They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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