Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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(817): View more from Texas

how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

God wants them to get laid too.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf

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(404): View more from Georgia

She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night

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(812): View more from Indiana

So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?

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