I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?