Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?