I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome