I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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