this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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