I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you still have your period?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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