Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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