how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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