Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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