problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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