Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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