do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Swine flu. Run for my life!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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