We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There r osticjed everywhere
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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