What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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