is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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