He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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