My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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