these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
