We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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