She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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