champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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