Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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