My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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