and i looked up. we had an audience...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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