Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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