the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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