How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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