Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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