Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I want her autograph on my taint
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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