I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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