we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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