Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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