So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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