Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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