doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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