I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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