i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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