New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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