Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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