why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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