you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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