C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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