you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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