were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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